Total Medals Earned: 90 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,470 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/35 points)
get three bullets
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/440 points)
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 10/11 (390/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (290/500 points)
You killed Link before he could kill you.
You stomped on a Kirby.
Sonic stepped on your foot.
You completed the stupid tutorial.
You triumphed over the Kirbies and beat the first level.
You dodged the Squirtles and completed Level 3.
You broke a Squirtle in half.
You found a hidden 1up and gained an extra life.
You outflew the Zubats and completed Level 4.
You found a hidden ring and obtained a shield.
You hutned down a Zubat.
You beat Link and completed Level 2.
You won the game without touching any spikes.
You battled some old foes and completed Level 5.
You stomped on Sonic's face and beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 6/11 (30/110 points)
Build a snowman up on the mountain.
Beat one of the arcade games.
Play with your avatar.
Dive deep underwater and collect some treasure!
Start playing.
Feed your avatar.
Try on a new shirt.
Change your name or bio.
Get your avatar to level 10.
Spend $10,000 at the island shops.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut medal.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)